every fucking goddamned day of.my.life.
i never lived.
comicallyvintage:
Stop blaming yourself, he was drunk and he lost his iPhone (TM).
no, it’s because i’m ugly and bad in bed.
cheaper-than-therapy:
UNLOVABLE
it’s not fair.
best fourth rig ever.
attn np.
NOTHING IS AWESOME. even this sucks.
jesus effing christ
this reminds me of my roomate baby!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i’m finally drunk. and NO ONE wants to come over to drink more with me. whatevs, here i come workaholics.